Heard these gems over the past couple months while helping out in Patrick's class:
#1) Said in accusing tone to person in witch costume: "Witches don't go to church!" *spins on heel and exits room*
#2) "We used to have three fish but Jesus died, so now we just have Mary and Joseph."
And this one is stolen from my teacher friend:
#3) "Miss Owen! We put Baby God in the basket this weekend! The holidays are coming!"
In reference to #1, here is a photo of Patrick during the Halloween Parade. I'm only more than a month late! NO BIG DEAL.